"No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you. "
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. " - Oscar Wilde
"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live." - Oscar Wilde
"There is a choice you have to make, in everything you do. And you must always keep in mind, the choice you make, makes you."
"It's funny how certain objects covey a message...My stove, a downer, tells me every day that I can't cook, and before I can defend myself my
scale jumps in, shouting from the bathroom, "Well, he must be doing something. My numbers are off the charts." - David Sedaris, When You are Engulfed
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